I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
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My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
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Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I think my moral compass just broke
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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