K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Everclear isn't food dammit
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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