he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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