Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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