You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
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btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
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I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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