Grow some girl-balls and come out already
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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