Quick, to the slutcave!
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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