So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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