wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
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I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
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I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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