you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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