My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
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I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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