im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
We are two peas in an std pod
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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