Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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