what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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