yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
honey bunches of taint.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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