We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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