There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
