Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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