the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
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I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
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And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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