After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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