ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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