Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
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So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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