i permit you to call me
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
birth control should be required to get into college
Best friends brother. Beat that.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I need to calm my uterus...
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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