TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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