I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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