Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Randomize
