and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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