Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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