nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
lets start a swedish sibling band together
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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