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I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
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You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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