i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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