somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Randomize
