I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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