To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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