My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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