so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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