omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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