North Korea, Best Korea!
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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