shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
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Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
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Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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