if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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