You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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