we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
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