I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
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I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
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Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
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