Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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