So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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