I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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