I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
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After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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