her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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