I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
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We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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