If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
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Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
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