I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
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She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
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I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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