So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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