youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
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You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
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That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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