Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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