Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
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All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
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Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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