Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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